I Don't Like Fish Tacos.

callingboatman:

dronevariations:

burnin thru these rubbers like i’m lightning mcqueen
diamonds on my body like i’m minecraft steve

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percyvex:

i love soft mutual pining roadtrip aus because they boil down to “local dumbasses need to travel thousands of miles together in a cramped vehicle and needlessly share shitty motel beds in order to finally admit they’re in love with each other”

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marshmalllow:

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

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babyxbruiser:

hashtagdion:

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

Oh my god

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dankmemeking:

joner:

not feeling like jacking off :/

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

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homohaxan:

guess what movie i’m gonna go see on september 7th

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horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

horrormavenwescraven:

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

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